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Megan Fox Stuns Fans of Bad Acting by Moving Her Face

Hollywood – Fans of one-dimensional-yet-smoking-hot starlets were stunned this week when actress Megan Fox released some candid pictures of herself via Facebook that kind of showed emotion.

The 25-year old seemed to be trying to prove a point that her extremely YOUNG face was not filled with Botox, but her efforts merely left most of the social networking site confused.

One of Fox’s most loyal fans released a statement via email to Unsolicited Drivel. Typing from his mother’s basement, he wrote:

“This is not good scenario, man. Like, I don’t go to Megan’s movies to see her emote. What if she goes all Charlize on us fans and packs on like 30 pounds to play a serial killer, or some other regular methed-out bitch just so people will take her seriously? That would suck beyond belief. I’m just going to have to hold on to my belief that she doesn’t have the acting chops to do that. In fact, I think that I’ve already convinced myself of that by imagining that was the face Megan made after Shia LaBeouf’s last press junket where he was claiming he’d banged her.”

Megan Fox: You Can’t Fire Me – I So, Like, Quit!

Former Maxim hot mess, Megan Fox, will not be returning to “Transformers 3,” by choice, not because she was canned.  This news becomes public even before her love interest in the movie, Shia LaBeouf, had an opportunity to predict how much the sequel will suck.

A rep for LaBeouf told us, “you’re confused.  Shia doesn’t complain about how much his movie sucks until after it has done well at the box office despite having no plot.  He even waits until after the Blue Ray and DVD release.   It’s Megan who complains the movie is sucktacular, and she does in while it’s only in post-production.”

Reps for the actress confirmed, “Megan will not be returning to the 
‘Transformers’ franchise despite it having put her mechanical acting style on the celluloid map. It was her decision alone.  It has nothing to with her claim that director Michael Bay has no social skills.  And speaking of socializing, this break from filming will give Megan plenty of time to get better acquainted with the voices in her head that keep telling her she can’t go to movie premieres because someone might have smeared boogers on the seats in the theater.”