Extra! Cynical Lizard Releases Digital Download "Mean People Poster" Just for YOU!

We haven't seen our favorite meme, Cynical Lizard, for a while. but he's decided to get his message out. This poster was designed as 11x14", but Urban Urchin Art can work with you if you want it re-size. Buy it once at the low, low price of $5, use it as you see fit to weed out the riff-raff!

Click here to purchase! And remember, every purchase from the Urban Urchin feeds an animal in need...

Some New Pics on Etsy

Urban Urchin still has to fire up the kiln though. It's too darn hot.

Urban Urchin is Getting Busy

Our very own Urban Urchin has launched an Esty site. Coming soon.. metal clay jewelry!

Unsolicited Drivel - Reader Update

Baltimore, keeping it classy kids. I've got to hit the mean streets.  Like many of you dear readers, I have fallen upon tough economic times. The toughest of my life. Everyone knows bloggers don't make money unless they are scumbags like Matt Drudge or slave laborers like a certain Greek lady*. Writers don't make a living wage out of journalism school either. *Sigh* This site is NOT going away, but I have to find some ways to add to my family's income. That means spending more time on my artwork (mostly photography; Baltimore-centric, which does sell, and jewelry, etc.). Also, now that a person can self-publish books on Kindle, I'm going to write a tell-all book about all of the dip-shits and slutty shrews I've worked with in the advertising industry. So I will be dipping in and out of U.D., but the easiest way to know when I have published is to follow me on Twitter. I love my readers...they are bad-asses!

*Last name rhymes with Fluffington.

"Park Ave." ironically enough!

Did I Mention I Loathe Grocery Shopping?

Urban Urchin on the Ricin Poison Scare in Washington

Urban Urchin on Toking on Social Media:

I hope that's just MJ and not Salvia (Or one of them baby Kardashians firing it up!)...

Urban Urchin on Parental Discretion in Social Media:

I think we are going to have a new advice columnist, Urban Urchin, coming to this site soon.  Here is a teaser with some of her advice:

And here's her preferred profile picture (?)