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Showing posts with label Cynical Lizard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cynical Lizard. Show all posts
Friday, December 13, 2013
Extra! Cynical Lizard Releases Digital Download "Mean People Poster" Just for YOU!
We haven't seen our favorite meme, Cynical Lizard, for a while. but he's decided to get his message out. This poster was designed as 11x14", but Urban Urchin Art can work with you if you want it re-size. Buy it once at the low, low price of $5, use it as you see fit to weed out the riff-raff!
Click here to purchase! And remember, every purchase from the Urban Urchin feeds an animal in need...
Click here to purchase! And remember, every purchase from the Urban Urchin feeds an animal in need...
Tuesday, October 1, 2013
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Tuesday, June 18, 2013
Unsolicited Drivel - Reader Update
Baltimore, keeping it classy kids. I've got to hit the mean streets. Like many of you dear readers, I have fallen upon tough economic times. The toughest of my life. Everyone knows bloggers don't make money unless they are scumbags like Matt Drudge or slave laborers like a certain Greek lady*. Writers don't make a living wage out of journalism school either. *Sigh* This site is NOT going away, but I have to find some ways to add to my family's income. That means spending more time on my artwork (mostly photography; Baltimore-centric, which does sell, and jewelry, etc.). Also, now that a person can self-publish books on Kindle, I'm going to write a tell-all book about all of the dip-shits and slutty shrews I've worked with in the advertising industry. So I will be dipping in and out of U.D., but the easiest way to know when I have published is to follow me on Twitter. I love my readers...they are bad-asses!
*Last name rhymes with Fluffington.
*Last name rhymes with Fluffington.
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Thursday, May 30, 2013
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Monday, December 31, 2012
The Year in Cynical Lizard
Once I figured out what the word "meme" meant, I thought, "Wow. The Internet can't get enough of that shit..." and Cynical Lizard, our resident lampooning meme, was born. I never would have thought the scaly little bastard would have so much appeal, but he's way ahead of his evil scribe...
Cynical Lizard on Birth Control
Cynical Lizard on "Stand Your Ground"
Cynical Lizard on Easy Money
Cynical Lizard on Tanning Mom
Cynical Lizard on the Affordable Care Act
Cynical Lizard on the RNC
Cynical Lizard on First Monday in October
Cynical Lizard On the "Fiscal Cliff"
Cynical Lizard on Filibuster Reform
He's baaaaaaack! And he has a question for you Senator Reid:
Cynical Lizard on Gun Control
Cynical Lizard on Birth Control
Cynical Lizard on "Stand Your Ground"
Cynical Lizard on Easy Money
Cynical Lizard on Tanning Mom
Cynical Lizard on the Affordable Care Act
Cynical Lizard on the RNC
Cynical Lizard on First Monday in October
Cynical Lizard On the "Fiscal Cliff"
Cynical Lizard on Filibuster Reform
He's baaaaaaack! And he has a question for you Senator Reid:
Cynical Lizard on Gun Control
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Monday, December 10, 2012
Cynical Lizard on Filibuster Reform....
He's baaaaaaack! And he has a question for you Senator Reid:
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