Kayne Not Banned from Haiti Relief Telethon – At Least Not Yet

It is still not known whether or not verbal vomit-meister Kayne West will be participating in George Clooney’s star-studded Hope for Haiti Relief telethon this Friday night.   Haitian officials have estimated that 150,00 are likely dead and that at least 70,000 have been buried in mass graves.  As these statistics cannot be confirmed due to the chaos in the poverty stricken nation, that leaves telethon organizers with concerns of a possible scenario of Mr. West showing up, bottle of Hennessey in hand, and stating something like, “Haiti, I’m a let you finish, but the 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami, killing 226,000 people, is still the greatest natural disaster of all time!”  However, they at least feel confident that if he’s included there won’t be any remarks from Mr. West about Barack Obama hating black people.  At least they hope not.