Mr. President, You’ve Been Served by a Former Public Servant!

Rod Blagojevich, the haircut who once passed for governor of Illinois, has just subpoenaed Barack Obama for his soon-to-begin corruption trial, accusing the president of the same sort of malfeasance the massively-coiffed gift to stand-up comics everywhere is accused of - attempting to sell the seat of the state senate seat which became vacant when Obama ascended to the presidency. 

"Yeah, see, he's a dirty rat, that guy, tryin' to sell the same seat I wuz, without even checkin' wid me foist or offerin' to split the loot," the obviously guilty based on overwhelming evidence soon to be convict was heard to say in a ridiculous child's version of a James Cagney-like gangster-voice.

In related news, Foghorn Leghorn, the Warner Brothers cartoon chicken (sure is a week for chickens, eh?) sued Blagojevich, saying "I say, I say they's only room for one most comically dishonest character and I'll be horrified suh, horrified I say, if this carpetbagger is allowed to take my title."



Blagojevich's hair is also said to be considering a suit, based on irreconcilable over-grooming.

Posted by: GMan