Only Gay for Play? Softball Players Bounced from World Series!

San Francisco – It used to be that you could you couldn’t swing a dead cat in San Francisco without being pretty sure you would hit an appalled gay guy, but those days may be over.  Steven Apilado, LaRon Charles and Jon Russ just wanted to win a championship for their San Francisco team in their Gay Softball League’s World Series, but girlfriends, sadly that was not to be.   The three ousted (not outed) players have filed suit against the North American Gay Amateur Athletic Alliance for discrimination after an interrogation led to their team being stripped of its second place finish in Seattle.

Supposedly, a team can have a maximum of two heterosexual players (ringers) according to Washington State Law.  The three were apparently interrogated separately in a conference room and asked very intrusive questions about their sexual desires and preferences according to the plaintiffs' attorney. 

The Alliance is determined to prove that the three men were non-gays and broke the rules.  Their exact defense strategy is unknown, but it is believed they have clear cut evidence that the trio could not name all four of the “Golden Girls,” had no idea who Stephen Sondheim was and didn’t even believe that JujuBee probably has the inside track to win “Ru Paul’s Drag Race,” Monday night.