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• Where in the world is Matt Lauer?  In someone’s pants other than his wife’s apparently.

• Walgreen’s holds off on selling genetic testing kits after complaints from the FDA, so we’ll all have to figure out if our relatives have doomed our existence the low-tech way: by spending time with them.

• Gay rights advocates demand an apology from “Newsweek,” for article suggesting that gay actors can’t play straight, when the article should have really focused on just how much most big-name actors suck.

• Two-time celebrity mistress, Rachel Uchitel, in talks for releasing self-help book, “Texting for Dollars.”