Those SCRAM Devices Are Amaaaaazing!

Geez, Lindsay's only been wearing it for a day or so, and that SCRAM device has already caused a TOTAL transformation!  How do we get one?  No, scratch that.  Of course her eyes still could be rolling back in her head behind those shades, but we'll just imagine that they are not.  But wasn't Linda Lovelace a brunette?  That porn star she's supposedly playing?  Maybe she's auditioning for the movie they'll make about Kendra's adult film career instead?!?