Sarah Palin Breast Implant Controversy Continues

In an extremely slow news week, especially boring since President Obama didn’t physically kick anyone’s ass, one liberal website set the ENTIRE country’s tongues a waggin’ speculating that former half-term governor, Sarah Palin, had added fake breasts to her fake personality. Yes, the mainstream media has been covering this story all week that is probably only a RUMOR, when the real question should be, “why does Palin keep wearing hats that make her look like a Communist when she’s shilling for the Tea Party?”

Did she or didn’t she? We kind of doubt it, because we believe Jesus would prefer the ladies who follow him to be au naturale and even if nobody’s judging her here on Earth, we’re pretty sure there’s going be some questions for her later. Be that as it may, the rumor still is not going away, so we asked some readers what they think.

I have heard that breast implants can harden over time.  John McCain might want to think about that if Snooki ever introduces him to Jwoww.  But, I guess the only way we’ll know for sure about Sarah is if we someday see Todd Palin wearing an eye patch.

We may see tons of skanks on cable TV with breast implants, but people may not realize that it’s still a major surgery and women don’t recover from it overnight. That being said, I don’t see how Sarah Palin would have had the time this year between speaking engagements to pay her legal bills for “Troopergate” and endorsing whichever candidate is the most backwards thinking during primary election weeks.

Exactly how badly does she want to be President?  No, seriously, I don’t think so and you know why? A complete boob getting a boob job would be just too ironic – even in this country.