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• Gary Coleman’s ex-wife is likely to also sell pictures of her taking pictures of him on his deathbed after his will is read. 

• A woman who was fired for being too good looking may be fired again, but for being a conceited bitch this time around. 

• Elton John recycled his usual song that he does for Rush Limbaugh’s wedding, rewording it to “Candle and the Wind (Bag).”    

• College co-ed secretly wonders if Joran van der Sloot became a murderous bastard because much of the world pronounces his name “urine.”