Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Anti-Gay Metal Head Preacher Sues Maddow for Messin’ With His Politics

Minnesota (Where else?) – A hatin’ hater of homosexuals, hair-band drummer and preacher, Bradlee Dean, has filed a $50 million defamation lawsuit against MSNBC political pundit Rachel Maddow for reporting his views on the cable TeeVee.

Dean, head of the religious ministry You Can Run But You Cannot Hide International, also has a metal band The Junkyard Prophet, voted “best band to never have been signed to a major record label despite praying to Jesus for a miracle.”

Dean’s lawyer stated, “"This case is filed as a matter of principle. We need more Bradlee Deans in the world and hateful left wing television commentators must be made to respect not only his mission, but also the law. This sends a message. A message from GOD. And, Leviticus too!”

We watched the tape of The Rachel Maddow Show segment in question and at the end of the audio portion of Dean’s rant she clearly offered the preacher’s disclaimer from his website about not wanting to kill homosexuals himself (when Muslim extremists can do it for him). So that makes us think this lawsuit is entirely politically motivated. We asked our in-house political analyst for comment on the suit and he offered, "I find it more than a coincidence that on the same day the media broke news about a rash of LGBT teen suicides due to bullying in Minnesota Rep. and GOP Presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann’s home district, that a supporter of hers and the notion of ‘praying away the gay’ filed this lawsuit against Maddow.”

In two related stories, former Poison front man Bret Michaels is rumored to be planning to sue Dean for stealing his ‘dude with sweaty bandana and crappy hair extensions look’ and Gingers worldwide who are still smarting from News Corp.'s Rebekah Brooks destroying their reputations and making folks think they are evil again may also file a defamation suit against Dean.

1 comments so far :

Milty Tilty said...

If he wants someone to hate, he should just look in the mirror! He sounds like suuuuch a loozer!

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