This Whole Thing Seems a Bit Rushed

This is the “artist’s rendering” of the Faisal Shahzad hearing.  Not only does the Times Square bombing terrorist have the speediest off ramp to a trial in the history of jurisprudence, but he also has a speedy sketch artist. What's Salmon Rushdie doing there in the foreground?  And where is the guy on the right's nose?

The drunk dude who drew Bigfoot for his local news team last week put in much more of an effort to get a decent resemblance.