Money Can't Buy You Brains

You probably already knew that as science hasn't gotten that far,  but here's a reminder.  Paris Hilton woke up this morning (or afternoon, kind of like me) to find a possible bed intruder that wasn't a pubic lice crab.  Yes, some crazy man wielding KNIVES tried to break into her home.  You would think with all of her money, she could hire an assistant to tweet for her so she wouldn't look like an idiot, but YOU WOULD BE WRONG.

 
So, she had the time to put sunglasses on but not a bathrobe? She doesn't need attention, now does she?