Vegas Odds Makers Refuse Palin 2012 Bets

Rolling blunder.

Las Vegas – Bookies everywhere in Sin City were expressly denying today that they are considering accepting any bets on whether or not half-term Alaska Governor Sarah Palin will announce her 2012 presidential campaign via her current bus tour.

Palin caused quite a stir over the Memorial Day weekend when she “crashed” a Rolling Thunder rally in Washington, DC in a move that many Americans felt took the spotlight off of our brave military heroes.

It seemed to us like an odd place for Palin to be – on the back of a Harley – as she has confessed that her previous experience was only riding "snow machines."  We have no idea if she was referring to Todd’s penis, or an actual snow mobile.

Palin quickly answered to her critics saying that she did not intend to upstage our nation’s veterans. She also added further that while visiting Fort McHenry, she didn’t plan to rewrite the lyrics to The Star Spangled Banner to suit her own agenda either.  At least not yet.  However, if she loses the election (should she run), she did confirm that she has a reworked version of Don't Cry For Me Argentina adjusted for "America."

When asked why he didn’t plan to accept any bets on Palin’s presidential run announcement, one Vegas bookie told Unsolicited Drivel, “It’s pretty obvious she’s running, as she’s stopped linking her patriotic blather to her folksy Facebook page and now she links directly to her Sarah PAC page where her followers can donate money. Also, as she’s pretty much a woman of no political accomplishments, looking hot on a Harley may be her only winning strategy for the GOP nomination. Bachmann can’t do that ‘cause of her crazy eyes.  Anyway, I think it would be a much more interesting game to take bets on whether or not Palin’s mentally ill, even though I assume she’d have to be to totally divert attention away from our veterans like that at what’s supposed to be a solemn event of remembrance of their heroism."