Lady Gaga Sans Pants in Paris

Lady Gaga was just complaining the other day because she had to cancel her Paris concert due to a massive snowstorm, but it still doesn’t seem cold enough to keep her from walking the streets without pants.

One observer told us, “she had on zis leather jackeet, une teddy, and zee fishnet stockings.  At first, from a distance, I thought that was zee hair on her legs.  When I found out it wasn’t, I was much less attracted to her.”

Lady Gaga sported a similar, scanty look at a Yankees game this year, but that was in the mild month of June.  It’s cold as Christine O’Donnell’s tit out, so what gives? 

We caught up with one of her people for comment who told us, “I believe the original plan was for Paris a designer to complete a pair of pants for her made entirely of the rind they use to cover Brie cheese.  But he got snowed in at his country place in Burgundy and couldn’t make it back to the city.  When it came time to leave the hotel, Gaga sent an assistant downstairs to the boutique to pick up some pants.  You would think that at a high-class hotel like Place Vendôme they would sell pants with enough buckles, zippers, and studs on them so that if you weren’t careful, you could disembowel yourself while trying them on, but you would be wrong.  Her assistant came back empty handed, so Gaga just went ahead and left to go out on the town as is.  I wasn’t concerned about her freezing though.  I’m sure she still has a warm fuzzy feeling from DADT being repealed and the thought of what that will do to grumpy old man McCain.”