Today Show Suddenly Brings Back “Where in the World is Matt Lauer?”

Whereabouts Unknown – Put your seats in an upright position so you don’t hurl when you’re taking off with Matt - and you better fasten your seatbelts, because it’s going to be a bumpy ride! Especially since Matt has to ride in coach in this shitty economy.

Yes, after a long absence of obscene production costs, the Today Show oddly announced the return of “Where in the World is Matt Lauer?” this week.   The NBC expense-account-a-thon extravaganza was brought back right after The National Enquirer broke a story about marital strife in the Lauer household coincidentally. Thanks to enquiring minds, we will get to see Matt fight off armpit fungus in the jungles of Thailand without tough actin’ Tinactin™.   We will feel Matt’s heartfelt sympathy for cross-dressing ostracized Muslims in Kuala Lumpur. And most importantly, along with Matt, we will learn how warlord diamond smugglers manage to finagle a pink rock out of Sierra Leone large enough to entice a guilt ridden adulterous overpaid broadcaster to smuggle it through customs.