Lady Gaga’s Eggcellent New Décor

The British newspaper U.K. Mirror is reporting that Lady Gaga has decided to continue her incubating post Grammy Awards by sleeping in her egg every night.

Gaga is reportedly redecorating her NYC condo themed after her latest video “Born This Way” and claims she feels “at peace” when inside the egg she used to enter the awards show to perform her instant hit song.

A pal of hers told Unsolicited Drivel even more about her decorating plans adding, “The egg bed will also feature an electric compartment that will create the perfect egg white omelet for Stefani’s breakfast.  It’s low-carb dieting all the way when she’s touring – just eggs and Jameson’s.  She’s also going with an alien theme based upon the ‘Born This Way’ video with sculptures, wallpaper, and such.  She’s trying to get fellow rocker and self-proclaimed alien abduction victim Sammy Hagar  to make a recording simulating his screaming while they gave him the anal probe for her alarm clock, but he hasn’t responded to her Tweet yet.”