Former “Saturday Night Live” cast member Victoria (I can’t believe it’s taken the mainstream media over 2 years to pick up on my brand of crazy*) Jackson recently expressed her outrage at her having to be outrageous.
Due to it not being enough to constantly criticize Barack Obama as being a Communist in her poorly rhymed songs sung while strumming an ukelele, the untalented personality recently went after the kids on “Glee” to garner attention as a has-been.
After the long-awaited kiss of between Chris Colfer and Darren Criss, the only characters whose relationship seems genuine on the hit show, Jackson stated, "I just want to know why the liberals are pro-Muslim and pro-gay. Muslims kill gays. That's what's confusing to me. And the only thing I can come up with is the Muslims hate God and the gays hate his word."
A disgruntled pal of the former SNL cue card reader offered comment about the controversy to Unsolicited Drivel stating, “The truth is, trying to become more political has done nothing to enhance Vicki’s celebrity. I don’t even think dry-humping a stripper pole with Dennis Miller serving as her feather boa on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ would likely put her back on the D-list. I don’t get the crack about liberals or gays if she ever wants to work in show business again either. Besides, it’s only crazy people who kill others just because they don’t share the same values. Too bad they hide behind religion as an excuse. Ah, well, if only crazies would stick to killing other crazies we wouldn’t even be having this conversation. And Vicki would only be news in the obits.”
*They pick up on Palin's brand of crazy faster than a buzzard on a shit wagon!
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