Unsolicited Drivel: The Schwarzenegger’s Shocking Split!

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

The Schwarzenegger’s Shocking Split!

Brentwood, CA – All of America was shocked to hear last night that California’s (or Call-ee-fwor-ya’s) golden couple, former Governor and First Lady Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver, announced they have split up. Even the couple’s closest friends say they were shocked, but think that it may have been because of Arnold’s behavior that the 25-year marriage will likely be terminated.

This is entirely speculation, but here is why pals believe Maria (allegedly) decided to end it:

2 comments so far :

Chupa said...: LOLOL! Thanks for the laugh!; May 10, 2011 at 4:23 PM
Anonymous said...: Too much time together, all of the sudden.
Often happens when a busy man finds himself hanging around the house with nothing to do.

Cyclist. Lance Armstrong and Cherly Crow were fine until Lance retired.; May 12, 2011 at 10:25 AM