Is Jurassic Park IV in the Works?

Los Angeles – The release of the Steven Spielberg-produced Super 8 last weekend reminded us that before he made movies that made us really sad and hate Nazis even more, he made monster movies. And word around Tinseltown is that the director may be brainstorming a new installment of the Jurassic Park franchise.

There hasn’t been an overblown-special-effects-laden-craptacular-spectacular of the Jurassic dinos since 2001, so why bring them back now?

One Hollywood insider who believes he has the inside scoop told U.D., “I can’t confirm that anyone’s actually writing a script yet but I do believe it will happen. It’s kind of a case of ‘everything old is new again.’ In recent years in politics we’ve had a lot of Creationists on the national stage that are also climate change deniers. Producers think that would be a great angle for the next Jurassic installment. If Japan’s Godzilla could have been created as a result of a nuclear explosion, our dinosaurs can re-emerge as a result of climate change due to corporations putting profits before people and we can easily work the evil politicians that are beholden to those corporations into the plot. They’ll continue to deny the dinosaurs' existence right up until they get eaten by them.  In graphic detail.  Special effects have come a long way since 2001, thankfully!  Maybe they could get Mike Huckabee guy to be a consultant on the picture too?   I bet he’s probably free these days.”