Chris Brown Okay With Letting His Fans Down

Los Angeles – Singer Chris Brown, more famous for beating up Rhianna and a dressing room at Good Morning America, is starting to seem okay with being the driving force behind his own character assassination.  Or is he?

A glossy tabloid didn’t have to hack Brown’s phone this week to report that he was recently shouting anti-gay slurs and got physical with more than the ball during a basketball game, causing onlookers to likely think to themselves, “what a complete tool.”

As these tabloids have a tendency to make up stories just to sell issues (like: Jennifer Aniston Pregnant at Last!  But With Alien Love Child!!), Unsolicited Drivel reached out to Brown’s people for comment.  We could only get as far as one member of the singer’s entourage who told us, “His mom hasn’t figured out how to spin this yet.  She feels like she’s just catching her breath from the GMA chair through the window thing.  I made a suggestion to her, but I’m not sure if she’ll go with it.  Tracy Morgan didn’t get fired from that 30 Rock show after slamming gays and now that dang fool’s gone on to insulting handicapped retards.  That’s some plain nasty shit.  I bet them NBC people won’t stand for it neither.  So we can maybe say that Chris is now a method actor and was just auditioning as he was hoping to replace Tracy on 30 Rock this fall.”