Lindsay Lohan Furious She Was Not the “Black Swan”

Miami, FL – Do the fans that were hoping for a Lindsay Lohan comeback and are still smarting from her turning down Heather Graham’s part in “The Hangover,” finally have an explanation for the fading starlet passing on the highest grossing R-rated comedy of all time? Is the real reason because instead of gyrating on a stripper pole (again), Lohan envisioned herself doing pirouettes across the boards?

During a recent photo shoot for an interview she would never follow through with for Plum Miami Magazine, the 25-year old actress expressed her frustration that she was never considered for the lead role in the Oscar winning movie "Black Swan," despite taking ballet until the age of 19.

It seemed a shame to us that with all of that training and clearly having a dark side,  Lohan was never considered for the role of Nina. We reached out to the production crew on the film for comment and one insider told us, “She’s being a little over dramatic, but that’s not a surprise. Fact is, she was briefly considered. She certainly would have been believable as a neurotic, borderline anorexic who likes to occasionally get it on with chicks. We even mentally prepared ourselves for the late night comedian’s jokes that would come along with Lindsay in the role, like them referring to her as ‘Blackout Swan’ or ‘Crack Swan.’ But when it came down to it, the only way the director Darren Aronofsky would seriously consider Lindsay was if we re-wrote the script so that she could play ‘Black Tar (Heroin) Swan,’ and his agent felt it was still too soon after ‘Requiem for a Dream’ for him to do another junkie movie.”