Friday, August 26, 2011

Ad Agencies Warn Clients Glenn Beck May Run Out of People to Offend

New York - Media buying experts have warned advertisers this week that it’s more than entirely possible that radio personality Glenn Beck may run out of people to offend and lose all of his listeners that buy junky stuff and gold coin scams.

At the tail end of Beck’s “Restoring Courage” event he held in Israel for some reason, the blowhard said "I love the Israelis. I love the Jewish people. But they drive me out of my mind when they talk over each other. They're constantly talking! I don't know how that society even functions."

When asked about Beck’s latest and greatest, one Madison Avenue expert stated, “I don’t think we have a complete list of everyone he’s insulted and/or offended.  We’re still waiting on our fact checker to get back to us on all of his offenses.  Controversy builds ratings.   Beck does it with asinine rhetoric, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bigot burn through so many ethic groups outside of a Klansman in the Deep South.  Be that as it may, he’s still going to run out of groups to offend and unless aliens arrive and try to colonize Earth for him to make offensive remarks about, I can’t recommended in good conscience buying ads on his show much past this calendar year.”

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