Indianola, Iowa – An Iowa political group, Tea Party for American White People of Limited Education, has changed its mind and re-invited Delaware Republican former senate candidate/former witch Christine O’Donnell back to their rally this Saturday.
O’Donnell was to take the stage with former half-term Alaska Governor Sarah Palin this Labor Day weekend at the group’s “Restoring America by Stripping Away One Entitlement at a Time” rally, then was uninvited yesterday and then re-invited all in the amount of time it takes to detassel a stalk of corn.
An organizer for the group told Unsolicited Drivel, “We’re making room for her. There was some discontent over her talking to that Piers Morgan CNN guy at all because many in the group believe he’s one of them illegals and that network’s for commies too. Christine was so upset we canceled on her that she offered to let Dick Cheney waterboard her at a book signing as a show of dedication to the cause. So we took pity on her. Besides, Palin won’t appeal to Saturday’s entire crowd. She’s kinda high-falutin’ now and we decided needed another lady grifter to relate to the low-rent district."
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