Moammar Gadhafi Sweet on Condi Rice?

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Tripoli – The inevitable ransacking to try and find a porn stash has already begun in Moammar Gadhafi's Tripoli compound and so far, perhaps the most bizarre find is a photo album of Condoleezza Rice.

The U.S. Military is also reporting that some of the eccentric despot’s other items included a couch in the shape of Ariel from The Little Mermaid complete with fish scale inlay on the trim, Charlie Chaplin’s original “little tramp” umbrella he bought from the Debbie Reynolds' auction last June, a presumed porn stash courtesy of the Animal Planet channel, a golden fleece and a bag of hen’s teeth because they are notoriously scarce.  And yet, this odd assortment doesn’t still doesn’t lead to any clues about Gadhafi’s fascination with former Secretary of State Condi Rice.  

Unsolicited Drivel consulted with an expert on bat-shit crazy dictators for comment who told us, “Rice is a brilliant concert pianist, and we know Moammar appreciates music based upon the number of pop stars that have whored out their integrity to play at his parties, but I don’t think that’s the reason.  You’ll notice by the flip in Rice’s hairdo, these pictures were taken during the portion of her tenure as National Security Advisor, not Secretary of State.  When she was Secretary of State, she switched to more of a helmet head hairdo despite not being as much of a warmonger.  Ironic!  Anyway, the earlier period coincided with the unlawful invasion of Iraq, and if anybody can condone violence for no good reason, it would be a delusional mental defective like Gadhafi.  Also, Dick Cheney is not nearly as attractive.”