Chaz Bono Will Not Turn Intolerant Jerks Gay

Intolerant jerks breathed a sigh of relief today when a psychiatric association reported that watching transgender activist Chaz Bono on their favorite show, Dancing With the Stars, will not make their families gay. The Association for the Study of Stupidity has found no evidence that kids could grow up to develop Gender Identity Disorder or GID, by watching Chaz dancing the Cha Cha.

The President of A.S.S. told Unsolicited Drivel, “There is no evidence that simply viewing a television show will turn kids or their intolerant jerk parents gay. I can’t believe how many times this argument still comes up when it’s been proven that sexual preference is not a choice – it’s biological. Anyhow, watching Chaz on Dancing With the Stars will in no way make any of these needlessly concerned people gay as they weren’t born gay to begin with.   Just like watching PBS will not make those same people smart.”