I Wonder if They Were Border's Employees?

I used to work in a book store and people would come in and say stuff like they were looking for a book "that was blue" and expect me to know the exact title and/or author (Celestine Prophecy.  I actually can read minds).  Sorry to see Border's go, but at least Wal-Mart still sells books which means one can always move Glenn Beck's books to the douche section.  Or engage my personal favorite pastime - moving the Bush administration's books to the True Crime section. I have to do it a library though because being a starving satirist, I can't afford to buy books :\

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