Steele Won’t Mess Up Country’s Chance to Go in Reverse

RNC Chairman Michael Steele won’t have the chance to screw up his party’s chances in November to take the country back towards the GOP goal of a complete tailspin, according to Republican strategists. So, as many people have been wondering, “are the Republicans going to have to send Michael Steele to ‘go live on a farm’ before the 2010 midterms?” we were told that the answer is “No.”

We spoke with one Republican strategist, who (as usual) we will refer to as Rarl Kove, and he told us, “well, there’s really no time for him to screw up worse than he already has.  It’s not going to become more glaringly evident in the next eleven weeks that Steele has failed to raise money, or even managed to articulate what our message is: we like our money, we don’t like anyone who’s not like us and we’ll invade your ass (and take kickbacks from defense contractors) if you choose not to be like us.  Steele probably was never the best spokesperson for that.  I’d even go so far as to say that Michael Steele has been the Republican Party’s New Coke.”