Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Nancy Grace Insists Nipple Was Not Trying to Emancipate Itself

On last night’s Dancing With the Stars, HLN host Nancy Grace had a “wardrobe malfunction” leading judge Bruno Tonioli to declare,  “How refreshing! That was the first 51-year old nipple we’ve had on the show!! No one could ever accuse us of being ageist like American Idol.”

The incident aired live on the East Coast and was later edited for the West Coast edition.  But the question on all of the viewers’ lips this morning was, “Did Nancy’s boob try to get away because it no longer wanted to be associated with her?"

A rep for Grace insists that was not the case, clarifying, “I know it’s easy to imagine with its proximity so close to Nancy’s heart of darkness that the entire breast would try and make an escape, but that was not the case.  Nancy didn’t show up for her latest fitting with costumers because she was too busy obsessing over how to get Joran Van der Sloot to date Casey Anthony and as a result the bodice on her dress wasn’t snug enough.  Just be glad it wasn’t her butt cheek.  I’m also relieved that her hair extensions haven’t melted from all of the steam that regularly comes out of her ears.”

2 comments so far :

Jose B. said...

If I was Nancy's liver, I'd want to quit her because I'd be tired of producing bile.

Uncle Slam said...

Jose can you see, that nip if you can!

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