PHOENIX — As the economic boycott of designated bigot state Arizona continued to spread like wildfire, half-term Governor Sarah Palin stepped in to save the day on Saturday.
Governor by dumb luck, Jan Brewer, brought out the big (mouth) gun Palin to help defend her controversial immigration policy and to remind other bigots that Obama is not doing his job to secure the border, or to seize upon the opportunity to solve the unemployment crisis by creating security guard jobs in Arizona and Texas to keep all of them beaners out. However, the ladies did not express concern over the border in California, quite likely as they will never receive campaign donations from any of those Hollywood Jews.
Palin, campaigning for President by way of using Arizona as her cause for this weekend, screeched, "It's time for Americans across this great country to stand up and say, ‘We're all Arizonans now.’ Heck, we might even try to sit through a Cardinals game! You betcha! And Mr. President, stop doin’ all that hopey changey thing and secure the border already, so I don’t have to enlist all my friends in the NRA (who want me to pose for all 12 months of their 2011 calendar) to do it for ya.”
The event on Saturday was to launch a website that Brewer said was to educate Americans about the border security and discourage an economic boycott of the state. With that in mind Palin added further, “and don’t go boycotting that fine Arizona Iced Tea beverage. It’s particularly refreshing it you drink it with a bendy straw.” Palin later learned the beverage in question was made in liberal New York and quickly removed it from her refreshment roster.
Ironically, the new website is funded by Brewer’s “re-election campaign,” despite her never having been elected by the voting public in the first place, as she inherited her government seat she seems to have confused with a throne when Janet Napolitano went to work with Obama. But hey, if enough of the public can be confused into believing they voted for her the first time, maybe they will again? Or, preferably, NOT vote for her for REAL this time.
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WOW, you are correct about your blog having MIS-information! I invite you to move your ass over to Arizona to find out what it's like to live in our State before you go calling all the supporters "bigots". Supporters are not in the least "bigots" and while I don't agree with the entire bill, something needs to be done to protect our CITIZENS and Washington is doing nothing to protect us. Our ranchers are having drug cartels cross their property DAILY heavy loaded with guns and killing those (called "mules") that they force to help them bring the drugs over or anybody that gets in their way. Our officers are getting killed and our TAXES are going to people who put nothing in the system which is why our State is in such a financial hardship right now. I think most people here would support amnesty or some kind of system to give the people already here an opportunity to become citizens IF they wanted to, if the government would just secure the damn border. It has nothing to do with race or "getting rid of the brown people" that I so often here. It's about making our state a safe place to live again. Another thing you haven't mentioned is that a lot of these immigrants don't WANT to become citizens. They want to be here and NOT pay taxes, get FREE housing, FREE everything, are you willing to work your ass off to pay for them to live in your state for FREE??? If that's the case then maybe Az can send them your way!
Arizona has a problem. They've decided to solve the problem by being racist. The fact that they have a real problem does not mitigate the fact that they are real racists. I'd like to thank the state of Arizona for driving every Mexican-American into the arms of the Democratic party.
As stated in the blog site's disclaimer, posts are for entertainment purposes only, and not to be construed as FACT. However, one FACT I will offer you is that Ronald Reagan launched one of the biggest failed policies in U.S. history with his "War on Drugs." Your neighbors can thank him for the drug cartels and crime.
And it might please you to know that I share Sarah's fondness for bendy straws.
L.B.
P.S. Who do you think is doing my landscaping?
Gav B~ What part of the bill is "racist"? Please, tell me, I want to know. I think it's a load of shit. It's the only card Democrats have played because it's worked for so long....but it's not going to work anymore! Many of the supporters are Hispanic and are LEGAL immigrants and they resent those coming across illegally. So who are they "racist" against, I'm confused. They are racist against themselves??? Please, get a life and look at the whole picture. This isn't a democratic/republican/liberal issue! This is an economic issue!!! Like I said before, most people (except for the very FEW actual racists) would support amnesty or alternate solutions if the Feds. would step up and start doing their damn job!
Of course it is about the economy, and liberals are the first to call us "stupid" if we don't get that. If there are Hispanic supporters of this bill, they need to get their message out. I'll keep my ear to the ground.
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