Anticipating a horde of costumed cocks in the wake of the running-for-state-senator Republican candidate Sue Lowden's widely ridiculed "pay your doctor with chickens" comments, state election officials have created a new rule which disallows wearing "any kind of poultry related costume, including hats," in the polling place. State lawmakers also have scotched plans to create a new chicken-based monetary system, in which two cornish hens make change for a chicken, while four chickens make change for a turkey. Frank Purdue could not immediately be reached for comment.
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A capon for your thoughts?
Can anyone give me two capons and a duck for a pheasant, I need to feed the meter.
How about if you're one of those turduckens?
Turdurckens could probably sneak through as they are so weird looking nobody would notice.
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