Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Sasha and Malia Obama Will NOT Be Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Washington, DC – First Lady Michelle Obama opened up in an interview recently and indicated that President Obama is no fan of his daughters watching the Kardashians on TV.

She stated, “Barack really thinks some of the Kardashians are well…uh, he didn’t come out and use the words ‘narcissistic, money-grubbing whores’ but let’s just say their show is off limits for the girls to watch. I’m okay with any television show if Sasha and Malia are learning the right lessons from it, but I don’t think learning how to bang an NBA star by releasing one’s own sex-tape sends the right message. Mind you, I’d be perfectly okay with either of the girls dating an NBA star. Barack does love the hoops. But I’d prefer if maybe they could meet in an emergency room setting when the NBA star has been rushed in for a bad reaction to performance enhancing drugs, like his testicles shriveling to the size of a couple peanuts, and either Sasha or Malia are working there and end up treating him because one or both of them have become a brilliant trauma specialist after med school. Plus, I have no interest in pimping out my kids so they can find a rich guy. I wouldn't even know where to begin. I'm just a simple gal who likes to shop at the Target."

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