If You Were a Kardashian, James Bond Would Hate Your Ridiculous Ass

New York-It’s getting really tough to say who was the most “horrified” as the week goes on after the premiere of the latest Kadashian “E!” Network orgy of excess show that was Kourtney and Kim Take New York. Obviously, stunt-hubby and Photoshop project out of the Kardashian Kristmas Kard, Kris Humphries, pops to the top of the list. And of course, there’s always O.J. Simpson who could be feeling extra guilty sitting in jail right now because if he had found ‘the real killers’ of his wife and her companion as promised, America probably wouldn’t be watching this kovetous klan on our TV screens this very day. Thanks, Juice. Thanks a lot.

And now the one and only James Bond, actor Daniel Craig, has declared the entire Kardashian family as “f**king idiots” for the January issue of GQ magazine. Craig stated, "You see that and you think, “What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a f***ing idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions?”

A pal of Craig's told Unsolicited Drivel, “Daniel is an actor, a fan of the scripted word. Of course he holds disdain for reality stars whose only fame is garnered by prostituting themselves in front of the camera. He’s also a private person and prefers to date his co-stars in secret and subsequently marry them while his ex-girlfriend runs up his credit cards out of spite. He’s okay with that. He’s not going to douse any of them with a martini. Dan’s just been a little cranky with the Bond delays since nobody could figure out what the holy hell was going on with the plot that included that incomprehensible bug-eyed French dude as the villain in Quantum of Solace.   Seriously, what WAS that? At least he has the release of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo to look forward to next month. And I’m sure they’ll be rider barring Kardashians from the red carpet because those ho-bags are likely to be strictly vagazzlers.”