New York – Alleged comedian Tracy Morgan will be addressing his hateful, homophobic rant of last summer during a stand-up routine by replaying it for bored audiences on the show “30 Rock.” Not surprisingly, the alleged actor will be labeled as an idiot afterwards, when perhaps ignorant moron, or total and complete dick could have also sufficed. One thing is clear, much of his future dialogue on the show will include the words, “goo-goo, ga-ga.”
As a result of the homophobic rant, the show’s fictional creator/head writer, Liz Lemon, plans to have the network not only picketed by the LGBT community but also by idiots, led by another alleged actor, Denise Richards. It is unclear if Richards is leading the idiots as a result of having agreed to marry Charlie Sheen. But it is believed that idiots are already lining up ready to protest the notion that ANY of them would EVER marry Sheen.
In a related slice of life plot development, “30 Rock” also plans to have network head honcho Jack Donaghy make an entire flight crews want to escape his arrogance via the emergency slide whenever he travels on any commercial airline. This development will naturally force the network to begin to put their money into the manufacturing private planes instead of microwaves and naturally, throw the future of the fictional show TGS into doubt for roughly the 30 thousandth rockin' time.
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This show makes me want to jump on my own private emergency slide. IT SUX!
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