Crooner-in-Chief Obama to Appear On Glee?

Washington, DC – Earlier this week President Obama sang again. This time he joined music greats B.B. King, Mick Jagger, Jeff Beck and Buddy Guy at the White House to celebrate blues music in our American culture. And now we have learned exclusively that he may have an even bigger public singing gig on the horizon in a guest role on Glee!

An insider in the administration told Unsolicited Drivel, "As you can tell, Obama is surely as talented as frequent Glee guest star Gwyneth Paltrow. And Ms. Paltrow’s appearances certainly did a great deal to restore the fan base she lost after she launched that website giving lifestyle advice that makes her seem like a pretentious wench obsessed with ignoring her husband in favor of her lower intestine. Just because the Republicans have failed to produce a candidate that any of them want to have a beer with doesn’t mean Obama’s not vulnerable in November. Also, appearing on a show like Glee will give Obama a chance to win back his fan base in the gay and lesbian community that he’s alienated since taking office by dragging ass on their issues because he's in the closet himself...as a conservative! We don’t have any plans to start a new war with Syria during an election year, so the President’s possible role on Glee could suffice as our 'October Surprise'. And as the country seems to be going bat-shit insane even without Michele Bachmann leading their way, we’re pretty sure now that the Republican candidate is going to be Rick Santorum instead of Mitt Romney.  If that's the case, we'll probably have Obama appear on the Halloween episode of Glee as school board administrator and have him in costume as the devil. Hell, Santorum's already convinced he’s running against Satan anyway."