Thursday, May 3, 2012

What New Names Was Osama bin Laden Considering For Re-Branding Al-Qaeda?

Osama bin Laden was reportedly in the process of "re-branding" Al-Qaeda at the time of his death.  He felt the name no longer caused fear and loathing the way it did circa 2001.  Naturally, Unsolicited Drivel had a roving reporter (a goat) positioned on site outside of the world's worst terrorist's compound in Abbottabad, and lucky for us, he grabbed a print-out of a chart out the trash! The terrorists all voted and here is how the new names they were considering fared:

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