Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Tired of Giving Your Kids Dolls That Don't Represent Real Life?

Like the Drivel Lady always says whenever she sees a baby crying, "wait until you grow up kid...then you'll REALLY have something to cry about!" Do you find yourself tired of giving your kids dolls that are totally unrealistic role models?  Disney Princesses: give up own identity and become a kept woman.  Barbie? C'mon.  No matter how they dress her, she's never really going to be an Astrophysicist.  Ken = emasculated eunuch.  G.I. Joe?  Oh, never mind.  This country will always be at war (it just makes business sense).  ANYWAY...we did some research so you don't have to and found these really cool new dolls available just in time for this Christmas!

2 comments so far :

Anonymous said...

Why do you just ASSUME the divorce lawyer would be a woman. Asshole.

Lena D. said...

Hey, that hipster can't compare to me. And did you know I'm the new J.D. Salinger? At least in my head.

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