Los Angeles – After days of speculation about whether or not Troubled Starlet Lindsay Lohan™* had left rehab, it has finally been confirmed that she has. Until that is, it’s confirmed that she hasn’t. Anyway, we’re pretty sure she’s landed at the beach in Venice.
Failed father Michael Lohan was seen moving boxes of Aderrall, spray tan, Marlboro reds and leggings into a beach house yesterday for Lindsay. According to sources the new $7K a month lodgings are right next to Lohan’s ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s place and Sam is believed to be “beyond pissed.”
Coincidence? We think not. We asked one Hollywood insider for comment who told us, “Lindsay didn’t receive any offers for film work while in rehab, so it’s clear to me that her next career move had got to be reality TV. She was drifting that way anyhow based upon that role she played that was remarkably similar to herself in Georgia Rule. Dancing With the Stars was never a possibility because her alleged ADD would keep her from learning the dance moves. My guess is that she’s working on something truly unique like a series such as Stalking Samantha Ronson. Like a reality TV version of the movie Chasing Amy, only the lesbian chick looks totally like a dude. Anyway, if the series doesn’t get picked up by the E! channel, she can still probably sell the footage at a premium for Fox to use on Cops.”
*Copyright: GMan, 2011.
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