What a Difference a Year Makes: Octomom is Teeny in a Bikini!

Los Angeles – Just one year after giving birth to eight publicity stunts, Nadya Suleman, 34, is proudly showing off her banging bikini bod to Star magazine.  Although, we’re not at all sure who would really want to bang her with 14 tykes holding the household hostage.  But in keeping with the notion that “Whatever fame-whoring Kate can do, I can fame-whore all the way to hell and back better!” America's favorite Octomom is waiting for your scrutiny in the express line and claims she has regained her girlish figure all with out the assistance of unscrupulous physicians or even unscrupulous physicians with an extra-added 15 blade.  Nope.  No nip/tuck for nonsensical Nadya.  In fact, she claims she would feel cheated if she had gone under the knife and had plastic surgery and not lost the weight through diet and exercise.  According to pals she stated, “People think that the weight just naturally comes off when a mother has to chase toddlers around the house all day. But I can tell you from first hand experience that it comes off all that much quicker from rushing to reality show pitch sessions and dodging child services.”