Monday, February 15, 2010

Donald Twump Calls for Worldwide Discwedidation of Al Gore’s Gwobal Warming Theowy

New Yawk, NY – Donald Twump is calling for the Nobel Prize Committee to strip former Vice President Al Gore of his Nobel Peace Prize for increasing the awareness of gwobal warming.  The New York Post has reported that the billionaire told a country cwub cwowd that the recent bwizzards on the east coast are pwoof that Gore is wrong about gwobal warming.  He even suggested with the coldest winter ever recorwed, that Gore should returwen the prize.  He implied Gore should be fiwed from his self-created, self-aggrandizing post as head environmental powice.  Twump also pointed out that gwobal leaders in industry couldn’t care less, and China, Japan and India are laughing at America’s stupidity all the way to the bank.   Laughing at least until their CO2 related COPD kicks in.  The Donald unfortunately missed out on the unique opportunity to further his corporate agenda by taking into consideration that Vancouver’s freakishly warm temperatures and lack of snow could be a boon for the snow export business in the Mid-Atlantic as gwobal warming can significantly increase pweecipitation here and across the globe...provided it exists.  And what are you doing with your surplus snow?

1 comments so far :

Anonymous said...

This is Elmer Fudd. I am formally notifying you that I am suing The Donald to get my accent back. Weally

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