Monday, February 15, 2010


- Obama hit hard by self-imposed retirement of Democratic senator Evan Bayh due to his refusal to play well with others, despite “agreeing to disagree” now being prerequisite job qualification in our government.

- Mardi Gras excitement is building up fast, but not as fast as the bile from the “Hurricanes” will build up the esophagus of many an unwitting tourist.

- Pop Princess spawn China Phillips enters rehab for “anxiety” -- unlike regular people who take the traditional route of treating it by developing heart disease or a growing a tumor and do so willingly regardless of whether or not one of their siblings has banged their dad.

- Reports suggest a poor fit may explain why most men refuse condoms, but fails to explain why most women refuse poor men.

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