Rielle Ruffled Over Ridiculous Photo Spread

Semi-retired from home wrecking, John Edwards’ former mistress, Rielle Hunter, is featured in a photo spread in the upcoming issue of GQ.  We are guessing, as she appears to be fully awake, that she was a willing participant in tarting up her innocent child’s nursery.   However, after a grilling from Barbara Walters, she admitted she regrets the classless photos and was duped into posing, albeit for lots of cash.  She called Walters to express regret, and claimed that after she saw the photo spread in GQ, she screamed for two hours, which is only an half hour less than she laughed after banging John Edwards without protection during ovulation, thus assuring financial security on the first date.  Walters said, “she was still in tears when she called.  She said she trusted GQ completely and thought they were only publishing head shots.   Also, she had no idea that they were going to pose her to look like she was game for a threesome with Barney the Dinosaur and Kermit the Frog even though she had purple and green felt lint all over her thighs.  Although, she did add that notion of doing the nasty with stuffed animals still might be preferable to people thinking that she had ever actually had sex with Edwards’ aide, Andrew Young.”