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• GOP and Tea Party leaders distance themselves from racial taunts.  They also continue to distance themselves from reality.
• Ellen DeGeneres gives $30,000 to Mississippi teen over lesbian prom flap.  Teen accepts, provided Ellen doesn’t also want to help her pick out her dress.
• A woman in Colorado claims she has a McDonald's “Happy Meal” that has not decayed over a year after she purchased it.  She is also pretty confident that she’ll one day bring it in for appraisal on “Antiques Roadshow.”
• Jennifer Aniston movie bombs as she didn’t hide from “The Bounty Hunter” down a rabbit hole.