And How Do You Celebrate National Day to Prevent Teen Pregnancy?

If you’re Bristol Palin, you visit a totally rad nightclub, 1Oak, in NYC until the wee hours when your wee one is snug as a bug in a rug. 

One club kid who was there the other night said, “Bristol was there until at least 1 a.m. with friends.  I think she probably wanted to hook-up, but was too worried pictures downloaded to a camera phone would land on the Internet.  She didn’t drink and seemed pretty freaked out in general, and who could blame her after all of those lame events her mom made her attend that day about abstinence and stuff? Why even go to a club if you can’t hook up?  It’s like being on a starvation diet when everybody else is scarfing down Big Macs.  Wait a minute, those Olsen twins look like they are starving and they’re still total skanks.  I dunno.  Maybe I shouldn’t have taken that extra tab of X. ”

One club employee commented, “showing up at a nightclub with fake I.D. while she’s under age doesn’t exactly send the right message to other teens.  But then again, the Bush twins started showing up when they were about 19.  Maybe she knows something we don’t know about her mother’s definite plans for 2012?”