David Hasselhoff Did NOT Eat Hamburgers Last Weekend

Los Angeles - Representatives for David Hasselhoff have no idea why on line gossip sites are reporting that the actor was hospitalized over the weekend for alcohol poisoning.  Hasselhoff was even spotted outside of a gym in L.A. yesterday by TMZ, looking fit and fine, yet the site that printed the rumor, Radar Online, insisted the actor would just deny their claims.

Hasselhoff’s rep insisted, “David assures me that he was nowhere near any hamburgers last weekend.  In fact, he’s switched to KFC’s Double Down sandwiches.  And when I asked him about the hospital rumor he said he had no idea what was going on.  In fact, I think it’s pretty safe to say David hasn’t known what was going on since he conceived of, and cast Angie Harmon in ‘Baywatch Nights,’ or tried to convince all of the judges on ‘America’s Got Talent’ to let the Rappin’ Granny win.  She’s a huge star in Germany now, by the way.  It may even be safe to say that David hasn’t known what was going on since he played the hot-headed Dr. Snapper Foster in the early 70s on ‘The Young and the Restless,’ which he’s returning to by the way.  I think you'll find that Snapper’s mellowed with age, though.”