Our Government Officials Hard at Work

I’ve been saying that I need to try to infiltrate government hearings since I got my new phone (the Microsoft HN-NI?  Whatever.), and this video of an esteemed gentleman from Florida sure proves it. 

Check out State Senator Mike Bennett, R-Bradenton, hard at work surfing for boobies and furry friends instead of listening to serious debate about baby killers.  He’s totally got the “boss is coming” technique down pat.  I wonder if he knows he could be watching entire episodes of "Lost" if he knew how to disguise a headphone wire under his suit and then tuck it into the fat folds on his neck?  Ah, I could teach him so much!