Colorado Springs – Former “megachurch” pastor, Ted Haggard, has announced he will launch a new Colorado church just 3 ½ years after a sex scandal drove him from the pulpit.
"This is my resurrection day!" he declared.
Haggard told us his new church would not be like his former megachurch, New Life Church, as it’s harder to get funding after paying a male prostitute for sex. No, he didn’t say that exactly, but maybe he decided to do things on the down low in this crappy economy. No, that’s certainly NOT the right term. Perhaps he’s just being fiscally responsible? Who really cares, as long as there’s no concern of whether or he’s not being "fistilly" responsible?
Anyway, speaking with his devoted wife (beard) Gayle by his side, he offered how the troubles of their past have put them in a unique position to help others (Provided they are into the kind of self-loathing that can only be cured by befriending Jesus. Maybe.).
We asked him about the new church and he told us, “it’s true that it will be a place of worship for the faithful to congregate on a much smaller scale than we previously had. Sorry, but sermons will no longer be prepared with PowerPoint presentation enhancement and we will not have a Subway or even a Starbucks in the lobby.”
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You go Ted. Hypocrisy worked for me too.
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