Mo Hammed complained to Unsolicited Drivel, “Lego clearly designed this set to look like a mosque to offend Allah. Ayalalalalalalalal!”
We contacted Obi-Wan Kenobi for comment. Appearing as a hologram next to our cat box he told us, “Just look at the shoddy construction of the piece. Substandard concrete and it probably doesn’t even have electricity and running water. Clearly the Chinese slave labor that made the toy were modeling it after a building in that wretched hive of scum and villainy Mos Eisley. Mr. Hammed needs to re-watch episode one with his brothers Curly and Larry, the only one of the Star Wars movies that George Lucas should not apologize for.”
THE FOLLOWING IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK! HEADPHONES!!!
8 comments so far :
I know Mo Hammed, I am a friend of Mo Hammed, and you madam are no Mo Hammed! Death to you all - Cheers! Ayalallalalalalalala
I know Jeebus H. C., I was a friend with Jeebus H.C. and you Osama are no Jeebus H. C. - Best to you at the bottom of the Atlantic
I may be dead, but my porno collection lives on. Try "Big Booty Burkhas" - my personal favorite. +1 on Google!
You guys got it all wrong. Ring some bells and get some nothingness
You've never heard of me, you don't know me, but madam, you are no me! Worst to you - Badbye
I want a Lego R'yeleh (sp? - of all people I should know this one, but my bad)
You're all going to heck
Evelyone's a ritter bit lacist
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