Thursday, November 3, 2011

Kim Kardashian Moving to Dubai?

Los Angeles – Americans are still slamming Kim Kardashian this week over the alleged millions she made on her tall-tale wedding.   And now pals of disgraced reality TV princess are speculating that she may move to Dubai after the end of her 1,728-hour publicity stunt marriage.

A source close to Kim told us, “Kim is heartbroken that people think she wouldn’t marry for love and instead had the E! Network and Ryan Seacrest handpick a groom for her. Which they kinda did. But WTF people?!? So fickle! Kim is well aware that a lot of Americans take offense at her lavish wedding ceremony in this economy too. Particularly the gay ones who have complained that they would have toned it down a bit.  The glitz factor, I mean.  IF they could get married.  Then this morning her momager Kris made some crack about hating Indian givers when she was asked about Kim deciding to keep the $2 million ring and not give it back to Kris Humphries.  So now the family has also offended Native Americans in addition to the morals of just about everyone else here except maybe the 1% wealthiest in our country.  But if Kim moves to Dubai, a country where they build indoor ski resorts in a desert, nobody would notice her pursuit of cash because they all have so much they're wiping their butts with $100 bills.  She wouldn’t have to hide her curves there under a burqa either and she’d probably even be perceived as a poor person.  Then the people of Dubai would expect her to marry for money and not be offended that they were duped by a narcissist into thinking it was all about true love.  It's a totally a win-win."

4 comments so far :

Shmarianah Shmuffington said...

The very idea of her is offensive dahlinks

Anonymous said...

I think perhaps you mean "expatriate."

Anonymous said...

Yes, expatriate

Laurie B. said...

Thanks for the spelling lesson. I'll just leave it out because it upsets you so.

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