Here's a Great Father's Day Idea

Hey, kids!  Are you tired of giving your dad another boring tie for his special day, or the latest state of the art electronic device that you had to ask mom to put on her credit card that will give him yet another reason to ignore you?  Does he like beer and is he courteous enough to bathe with regularity?  Why not buy him some micro-brew inspired soap then?  It's much safer than taking a beer bottle into the shower and he can also wash away the memory of you always asking him for money or calling him at 3 AM collect from outside your holding cell.